Today, I began my back-to-school shopping. Yes, I know, I have no children, so why would I be doing back-to-school shopping? Well the answer is quite simple, I am a teacher. To further explain that, I am a teacher who has learned after 4 years of teaching that while each year my students are given a supply list of what they need to have for the year, many of them fail to ever bring those items to class and will use their lack of supplies as an excuse to not do any work in my classroom. I'm sure you're shocked by this, because what kid wouldn't want the opportunity to learn for free? But sadly, there are many who do not realize how priviledged they are to be living in a country that believes that everyone should have access to free education and will look for any excuse to get out of learning. I, how ever, refuse to allow any student in my classroom to miss out on this wonderful opportunity to lear, so I have made it my mission to pre-empt every possible excuse a student can come up with in order to prevent them from being unable to participate in my classroom. This means that each year, I go to the stores, price out items, and then purchase the various materials my students will need for my class such as 1 subject spiral notebooks (1 for each student), 2 pocket folders (preferably with prongs unless they are not on sale), loose-leaf notebook paper, pencils, pens, highlighters, tissues, 3x5 cards, hand sanitizer, erasers, markers, crayons, colored pencils, rulers, etc. I know this might sound crazy, but I have become an expert in shopping for back to school items and can tell you where to get the best deals on just about any back to shool item you might need, which is why I was at Wal-Mart today.
To be honest, I used to love Wal-Mart, until I moved back to Roanoke. I love getting those bargains, but the Wal-Mart I live near is not the safest place, and the people there are rude and sometimes strange. So I typically only shop at Wal-Mart two times a year. Once around prom time to get cheap decorations and the second time at back-to-school time because no one can compete with the deals I find at Wal-Mart. When I was in college, I learned that I could purchase 1 subject spiral notebooks from Wal-Mart for 15 cents a piece and 2 pocket, 3 prong folders for 5 cents a piece (due to inflation they are now 15 cents a piece FYI)! What a bargain!! Well, when I began teaching I decided that to help my students be fully prepared for the year, I would buy each student 1 spiral notebook and 1 folder. So each year I go to Wal-Mart around the end of July to begin my back-to-school shopping. I typically buy between 100-125 of these notebooks and folders that I carefully count out based on the number of students I estimate I will have for the year. I usually hand the cashier one folder of each color and tell them how many of each color I have and then I hand them one spiral notebook and give them a number so that the customers behind me don't get annoyed with me having each item scanned separately. But this year it didn't quite work out as I had planned...
Today, as I loaded up the conveyor belt with all of my items, I carefully pulled aside one spiral notebook and one of each color folder to tell the cashier how many I had of each. Well, the folders were no big deal, but this year the cashier informs me that she needs to know how many of each color notebook I have. I have no idea since I just took down 4 cases of 25 notebooks each and did not count them out by color. So now I have to remove each notebook from the case, divide them by color on the conveyor belt, and then count each stack to see how many of each color I have. I looked at the woman behind me and with the most apologetic look I said, "I am so sorry." Luckily, she just smiled and said it was no big deal. After we finally got it all scanned and rung up, I piled everything back in my cart and headed for the door, totally embarrassed for holding up the whole line. But if that wasn't enough, the woman at the door decided that she was going to need to check my reciept against the contents of my cart to make sure I was not stealing anything. By this time I was fuming. It wasn't like I was buying huge ticket items, in fact after everything I bought, my total only came to $60, but they decided to carefully check each item to make sure I had paid for them all.
When I got to the parking lot, I was so frustrated and I began unloading the contents of my buggy into the back of my car when this young girl backs out and nearly runs me over with her car. It was a great ending to my shopping trip to Wal-Mart, and I can honestly say that I am glad I won't be going back until sometime in April or May for prom even if they do have great deals! My sanity is just not worth it!!
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